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Don't be pretty
You might get raped
Don't be ugly
Or you'll never get laid
Don't be skinny
Your tits'll be too small
Don't be fatty
They won't see you at all
Don't be shorty
On you they'll look down
Don't be tall
They'll knock you to the ground
Don't be smart
They'll hate you for one
Don't be dumb
Or they'll all have their fun
Don't be funny
They'll all run in fear
Don't be dull
They'll make your eyes tear
Don't be happy
You'll never get home
Don't be sad
Or you'll be all alone